Brethren | Originally Released in 1992
Brethren on iTunes?
Okay folks...it's 2010 and you've long since lost your original tape release of Brethren, along with your virginity, your morals, and countless socks...and have years ago replaced your Walkman with an iPod. Even if you did have the tape, you couldn't transfer it to your computer, because you lacked the equipment (tape player = door stop), the resources, or, let's face it, the brains to do so. The river of tears you cried have long since dried up, but today is a new day! Check us out on iTunes, get the whole shebang, download the memories, and make us 10 dollars richer.
Avoid all that tape hiss, and garbled up spots in the music caused by your dog chewing the tape, or by your car's tape deck that day you left it out in the subzero cold. C'mon, you know you want it. Oh, and did we mention that there is a new track? That's right, something not on the orginal release. Get it...the future past is now. Beef Curtans in the 21st and 1/10th century!!! (Also available on Amazon, or a Beef Curtan near you.)
Beef Curious? | Originally Released in 2009
Beef Curious coming up next...
A new CD release entitled Beef Curious? is available, no kidding, complete with 9 newly recorded tracks — Hi-fi beef galore! If you are interested in a copy of it, please contact us at email@example.com right away...we didn't make many, and they are disappearing fast. Jim Homan did a real bang up job with the recording, it's almost like he knows what he's doing!
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